11/16/2006
A Letter From David Aebischer to the Hockey Fans Of Denver

Denver HEY! How does now the thick and biggy size bag of Wendy's?
Well, hahahahaha and FONDUE!
I hope all is you happy with now and my dumping gived me last we speaked in Denver. Now I turn around and too enjoy dumpage! On your heads, HAHAAA!
Looky here aand see this. PTOOOEY! Now whose boss? Many nights spent worryin' and wonderin' what becomed of career. Once I rosed above the noise and confusion, just to get a glimpse beyond disillusion. But if I claims to be a wise man. Surely, it means dat I dunno. So I comed at Montreal. PTOOEY! Oh, but yah, nice goaltennin' dere. HOLEY MOLEY!
Go hell to you, Avalanche ladies and mens. Enyoy yer mindernetter, Mister Smarmy. Yoyyoyoy, what a man full with holes! I rarely have time shooting at one of which to choosing, rilly. PTOOOEY!
Sincereally, Cendy
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Hmmm... I could've sworn you blocked comments the first time i read this entry, but i'm glad they're enabled.
Very cute and very funny update, although i don't quite understand a few of the references.
I hope to see you update more often;) ahhaha. Satire = the best medicine for crappy hockey
Very cute and very funny update, although i don't quite understand a few of the references.
I hope to see you update more often;) ahhaha. Satire = the best medicine for crappy hockey
I could've sworn you blocked comments the first time i read this entry, but i'm glad they're enabled.
We might block them again, too, if the comments we get don't sufficiently entertain us.
Having unrestricted comments only succeeded in proving what we already know: that 99.99% of the people who visit our site are dopes. If we want to read the musings of dopes, we'll get subscriptions to Aftonbladet and the Denver Post.
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We might block them again, too, if the comments we get don't sufficiently entertain us.
Having unrestricted comments only succeeded in proving what we already know: that 99.99% of the people who visit our site are dopes. If we want to read the musings of dopes, we'll get subscriptions to Aftonbladet and the Denver Post.
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