10/18/2006
Colorado Sellout Streak Ends
As our readers point out...
Dear Divealanche,
After losing Roy, Forsberg, Tanguay, Blake and Foote in the reckless mismanagement of the Avalanche front office, the frontrunning fans of Turtletown have lost their only means of smack talk.
Now Dives fans can't even say that they have the longest sellout streak in all of hockey - one which was only in existence thanks to the cheating tactics of Lizzy Lacroix, the largest corporate season ticket base in the NHL and being spoiled for ten years - is over. Yes, the fast, exciting Chicago Blackhawks could not even draw 18,007 Bronco fans out to the Pepsi Centre.
The divemobile has gotten so light it doesn't need to be weighed at the truckstop anymore.
-- Cam in BC
It's true. The sellout streak ended Monday. But, honestly, can you really blame the fans for losing interest? During the Chicago game, they showed some poor suckers walking through the Pepsi Center gift shop. One of the guys had a Forsberg jersey on. Another was wearing Hinote. What jersey do you buy for your Avsmonkey kid these days that won't be meaningless by next July? I'm guessing Fleury isn't a big seller these days.
I would get one that says "Winger" on the back, so that chicks everywhere would know I was f*cking awesome.
Dear Divealanche,
After losing Roy, Forsberg, Tanguay, Blake and Foote in the reckless mismanagement of the Avalanche front office, the frontrunning fans of Turtletown have lost their only means of smack talk.
Now Dives fans can't even say that they have the longest sellout streak in all of hockey - one which was only in existence thanks to the cheating tactics of Lizzy Lacroix, the largest corporate season ticket base in the NHL and being spoiled for ten years - is over. Yes, the fast, exciting Chicago Blackhawks could not even draw 18,007 Bronco fans out to the Pepsi Centre.
The divemobile has gotten so light it doesn't need to be weighed at the truckstop anymore.
-- Cam in BC
It's true. The sellout streak ended Monday. But, honestly, can you really blame the fans for losing interest? During the Chicago game, they showed some poor suckers walking through the Pepsi Center gift shop. One of the guys had a Forsberg jersey on. Another was wearing Hinote. What jersey do you buy for your Avsmonkey kid these days that won't be meaningless by next July? I'm guessing Fleury isn't a big seller these days.
I would get one that says "Winger" on the back, so that chicks everywhere would know I was f*cking awesome.
# posted by divealanche @ 2:57 PM 
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Please. Peter the Great is hurt. Again.
Tanguay is doing what? The same thing he's been doing? Nothing.
Blake is a an anchor. A boat anchor. The Kings should hang him from a big assed chain and lower him into Long Beach harbor.
Old man Roy retired. How is that due to mismanagement?.
Ok, you got me with Foote. I was was sad to see him go.
Just remember this one thing. Puppies grow up to be dogs.
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Tanguay is doing what? The same thing he's been doing? Nothing.
Blake is a an anchor. A boat anchor. The Kings should hang him from a big assed chain and lower him into Long Beach harbor.
Old man Roy retired. How is that due to mismanagement?.
Ok, you got me with Foote. I was was sad to see him go.
Just remember this one thing. Puppies grow up to be dogs.
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